Bonk! Bonk! On the head.
Smashing mallet to your skull
This poetry SUCKS!
Smashing mallet to your skull
This poetry SUCKS!
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Re: haiku
Fri, March 19, 2004 - 12:28 AMCries the cat, meow! meow!
as she gazes up my leg
I reach down to scratch. -
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Fri, March 19, 2004 - 2:07 PMI asked my kitties about this, and their reply was monosyllabic.
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Fri, March 19, 2004 - 2:08 PMI asked my kitties about this, and their reply was monosyllabic. -
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Fri, March 19, 2004 - 4:50 PMStar- D's cats are smart apparently..not as smart as my linux using dogs... -
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Sat, March 20, 2004 - 2:52 PMbe my opossum
passionate marsupial
beady eyes of love -
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Sat, March 20, 2004 - 3:05 PMSorry, this section is Causal Encounters -
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Sun, March 21, 2004 - 8:29 AMpoo box takes issue
with miles, what did he diss you?
you pray for peace -
i'll pray to vishnu.
was this a love spat?
between the dog and cat?
give me some low-down
and not the run-around...
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Sun, March 21, 2004 - 8:34 AMmiles has been known
to feign a shallow nature.
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Mon, March 22, 2004 - 2:12 PMokay my bitches
the merking has joined the group
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Mon, March 22, 2004 - 2:29 PMquivering hate arcs
from my tender aura spikes
to brood is to live
aaaaaiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
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Fri, May 14, 2004 - 1:07 AMmeow mew mew
mew me-yow mew mew
meow ferret mew
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Mon, March 22, 2004 - 4:12 PMzenzen with the name -
wrapping it around an ant.
please calm down, now please? -
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Tue, March 23, 2004 - 11:59 AMSorry everyone
I blame merkins and sugar
For the name changes -
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Tue, March 23, 2004 - 12:01 PMLook, we are all here!
Shut up hippie tribe haunts me
All of you fuck off! -
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Wed, March 24, 2004 - 5:17 AMyou think this coincidence?
you doubt my omniscience?
poo box called me for trouble
and i give my doggie-boy double
take your bad vibes
back to 'shut up' tribes
this is not the mallet
soothing to the cerebral palate
hit me with your good love
zen-zen
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Wed, March 24, 2004 - 7:58 AMFrommage is best when
doppelgangers are present.
But angels still rock.
Sorry for the late post Miles! I got caught up talking to Slater McMerkin and my future roommates on the phone. Now I'm almost late for work and a wee bit rough around the edges. Maybe I'll write haiku about that as well. -
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Wed, March 24, 2004 - 8:52 PMI eat raw rabbit
Occasionally wombat
So bite me, baby.
Half of the credit goes to my old pal Dan, wherever he may be.
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 11:58 AMa hateful grudge fuck
better than masturbation?
guess i'll ask on tribe. -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 4:42 PMMalicious mallet
Makes me mysteriously
Machiavellian -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 7:27 PMa hateful grudge fuck?
hmmm why bother with the fuck?
it all ends in death -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 8:58 PMeverything ends
with a cold lonely dirt nap
can't fuck when you're dead -
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Mon, April 5, 2004 - 10:26 PMemotional states
fragile from birth to the grave
more burden than fun
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Tue, April 6, 2004 - 6:35 PMbuttchaCANfuck Dead People
Can't You Miles?
so DEAD CAN FUCK
they just can't dance
and when you're dead and you don't got no achin' in your pants
you got 72 virgins but there still ain't no 'romance'
cuz the dead don't feel nothin'
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Tue, April 6, 2004 - 10:36 PMhas freakbait seen the
film "kissed" where a young woman
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Sat, April 10, 2004 - 1:50 PMno, but that makes me wonder
oh it makes me wonder
(fuck, that's some cheap pop, isn't it)
if miles is secretly a snuff-filmmaker... -
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Sat, April 10, 2004 - 6:41 PMfreakbait appears to
like to fuck with haiku form
what else does she fuck?
death has never
seemed very sexy to me
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so you say snuffman
Sun, April 11, 2004 - 5:30 AMfreakbait may fuck shit up
but does not fuck
non-humanoid animals
except when she does. -
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Sun, April 11, 2004 - 11:59 AMwoof woof woof woof woof
and meow meow meow
your kennel or mine?
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Fri, May 14, 2004 - 1:09 AMme-ow mew mew name -
meow mew meow-ow mew ant.
bite nip scratch, hissss please?
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Mon, April 12, 2004 - 12:00 AMhere's my first haiku
any damn fool can write one
see i told you so -
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fuck, I never said i could write haiku
Mon, April 12, 2004 - 12:33 PMjosh, my friend, beautifully done
adulation you have fairly won
your eloquence is unsurpassed
a damn fool we have found at last.
miles, i'll see you in your doghouse
with your lady who we'll jointly arouse
and when we're spent and you lay trembling
she and i will end your self-deprecating grumbling
one swift swing of the love-mallet
your self-pity-shell will fall
and you'll see what's REALLY inside of it -
a man worthy of adoration and respect
from one and all - even you.
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Fri, May 14, 2004 - 12:20 PMVelveeta cheese tongues
slap the sides of the glass bowl
Satan is hungry
