haiku for women...

topic posted Sun, April 22, 2007 - 3:07 PM by  ultra
FEMKU



1. woman is a bitch
because there is nothing else
she does quite so well


2. woman can say no
to desire, because yes
is not powerful


3. woman bleeds each month
a reminder that tyrants
must also suffer


4. a woman, a snake
the deception of men is
the beauty of both


5. woman siphons man
with her pussy, she leeches
the lips dripping blood


6. woman loves the night
vampires garbed in veils
bloody mysteries

posted by:
ultra
Seattle
  • Re: haiku for women...

    Mon, April 23, 2007 - 6:21 PM
    Thise didn't seem to be so much *for* women as *degrading" I vastly prefer:

    I own the washer
    I own the drier
    where the hell are all my socks.
    • Re: haiku for women...

      Mon, April 23, 2007 - 6:41 PM
      What a load of issues.
      Respect gets better results.
      Cherry blossoms fall.
      • Re: haiku for women...

        Tue, April 24, 2007 - 11:35 AM
        Haiku:
        1. PUSSY
        The whole world is there
        My cock like an alien
        A friendly visit

        2. ANGEL PUSSY
        Angels have pussies
        Pink wings open to embrace
        Gladly I will eat

        3. BLACK HOLES
        woman has a hole
        as black as the men she has
        to fill her passions

        4. THESE STREETS
        which street do you know
        so icy a one as this
        thoroughfare of love

        5. I Tried Father
        With emp ty hands I
        Stan ding on a stage 2 speak
        In my fo reign tounge
        • Re: haiku for women...

          Tue, April 24, 2007 - 11:37 AM
          it was just to stir you up...lol...it was what i was asked to do and i think i did it...
          • Re: haiku for women...

            Sun, June 10, 2007 - 2:37 PM
            stir it up, throw it on the fire. don't be surprised if desires don't run higher.
            i had a black boyfriend in oakland, california once upon a time
            one of the most charming men alive and pretty damn fine
            i wish he was here instead of you
            oh greg the fireman, where are you?

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